Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Ever wonder why parents tell their toddlers "Don't run"? This is why. It looks worse in person, and it swelled up so fast upon impact that both mom and dad were very alarmed. (Incidentally, this collision between toddler and church pew corner occurred in the identical place on the forehead as two previous collisions.)
Special note: I wrote some entries last week and saved them in Word. I'm going to post-date them, so scroll down to read them as if they were uploaded real-time.